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Swampy Awards Case Study: Gross Happiness as the ROI of Your Advocacy Campaign

Executive Summary The creatures that inhabit the Washington, DC political swamp are a special breed: we like to work hard, play hard, and win awards. BitterDC’s first annual Swampy Awards were satire designed to cross partisan lines and recognize achievement in what Beltway creatures do best: make noise, promote stuff, and get attention. Our goal […]

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Swampy Awards Creators Announce Newly Created Bromance Award

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE BitterDC’s Swampy Awards info@bitterdc.com   SWAMPY AWARDS CREATORS ANNOUNCE NEWLY CREATED AWARD Beltway’s Most Epic Bromance to Honor the Greatest Friendships in Politics Washington, DC (March 24, 2017) – BitterDC, the loose affiliation of political consultants, strategists, trolls, and wonks that created the Swampy Awards, announces the creation of its newest award […]

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SELF-DEFEATING POLITICAL REPORTER RACHEL MADDOW NOMINATED FOR SWAMPY AWARD

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE BitterDC’s Swampy Awards info@bitterdc.com SELF-DEFEATING POLITICAL REPORTER RACHEL MADDOW NOMINATED FOR SWAMPY AWARD Despite Trump Tax Returns “Oops,” Rachel Maddow too Legit to Quit Washington, DC (March 15, 2017) – Political commentator Rachel Maddow has been nominated by a group of her peers for the “Most Adored Political Blogger/Reporter” Swampy Award for […]

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Breitbart Cucks Kurt Bardella and Matthew Boyle Invade Swampy Awards

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE BitterDC’s Swampy Awards info@bitterdc.com BREITBART CUCKS BARDELLA AND BOYLE INVADE SWAMPY AWARDS Two Politicos Associated with the Website Nominated for Prestigious Award Washington, DC (March 11, 2017) – Former Breitbart News spokesperson Kurt Bardella and current Breitbart News Washington Political Editor Matthew Boyle have been nominated by a group of their peers […]

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Hillary’s Secret Weapon Huma Abedin Nominated for Swampy Award

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE BitterDC’s Swampy Awards info@bitterdc.com HILLARY’S SECRET WEAPON HUMA ABEDIN NOMINATED FOR SWAMPY AWARD “Best Asshole Whisperer” Recognizes Members of the Washington, DC Political Community with the Toughest Bosses Washington, DC (March 10, 2017) – Political staffer Huma Abedin has been nominated by a group of her peers for the “Best Asshole Whisperer” […]

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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Nominated for Swampy Award

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE BitterDC’s Swampy Awards info@bitterdc.com WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER NOMINATED FOR SWAMPY AWARD “Best Asshole Whisperer” Recognizes Members of the Washington, DC Political Community with the Toughest Bosses Washington, DC (March 10, 2017) – White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been nominated by a group of his peers for the […]

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